M**H
Walnuts
Nice and big walnuts, no broken shells
#**R
They’re watching us, and the walnuts know.
I didn’t choose to buy these walnuts. I was compelled. Ten pounds of hard-shelled truth bombs delivered right to my door—coincidence? I think not. These aren't just snacks; they're encrypted organic surveillance devices grown in secret orchards patrolled by black helicopters and squirrels with clearance levels higher than the Pentagon.The moment I cracked the first shell, I swear I heard a faint frequency—ultrasonic, like Morse code or maybe a warning. Inside each nut: a perfectly shaped brain. That’s not evolution. That’s design. Someone—or something—is trying to tell us we’re the walnuts being cracked open.Every time I eat one, I feel more awake. Like I'm shedding layers of fluoride-laced fog. My dog growls at the bag. My phone battery dies when I get too close. And ever since I started eating them, I haven’t seen a single chemtrail in the sky. Coincidence? Wake up.If you want flavorless, sterile, deep-state almonds from aisle 4, go for it. But if you want to chew on the raw, nutty essence of forbidden knowledge—this is your bag.Trust no shell. Chew wisely
D**5
Great way to feed the squirrels.
I like to put these out for the squirrels that nest in my maple trees. Since they are in the shell, they can tolerate virtually any weather. The squirrels have no problem biting them open.
A**H
Not as advertised
Horrible. Most of the nuts (which was not the weight advertised) were cracked, or completely empty. They were old, and english walnuts, which are an inferior grade. NOT recommended.
R**N
Purchase satisfactory.
Placed my first 10 lb. order for these walnuts. The weight was 10 lbs. The count was 388 for the walnuts. Cracked walnuts were a count of 13. 10% were on the larger side; 10% were on the smaller side. I cracked one and the quality was very good; but, not excellent--I have tasted much better. The outside shell appearance is not packaged store quality where the shells are clean. See two photos. 15% of the nuts seem to have low weight in comparison to others. All-in-all, $4.30 is the price I have previously paid during the holidays for a one pound package of walnuts of similar size and quality. Bulk nuts have been purchased at $3.00 to $3.50 per pound during fall and winter holidays. Overall, I felt the purchase was satisfactory, considering the free two-day delivery aspect. I have no real complaints with my purchase, but I DO NOT feel this is "a deal" in bulk supply. Moreover, I am thankful that they are available for sale. My squirrels thank the grower, as well. ;-) Reviewed May 11, 2025.
D**E
Nice and fresh
Squirrel approved!They like very much.Five little feet up!
W**.
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My squirrels chose the walnuts every single time I put out fresh nuts for them. I thought they’d pick corn, pecans, white oak acorns, peanuts over the hard shelled walnut.They must be high standard walnuts on a squirrels menu, because they all come running for these walnuts!
R**H
My squirrel children go nuts for them!
I am retired and have taken up a new vocation: squirrel whisperer. My furry friends love these walnuts and give them their seal of approval. They are always we prepared and are healthful. Also, squirrel teeth grow constantly and they need something hard to chew on to grind them down. I need them in bulk and this was the best deal I could find. I usually order them a couple of time a month.
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