Picture this: It's a sunny Saturday afternoon, and Dad is out in the backyard, grilling up a storm. He's got his favorite tunes playing, the aroma of sizzling steaks fills the air, and he's about to crack open a cold one. But wait! What's that he's holding? It's not just any beer can cooler; it's the "I Identify As A Water" beer can cooler, the ultimate dad accessory that combines practicality with a hefty dose of humor. The Cooler That Keeps Things Cool (and Hilarious) This isn't just any beer can cooler. Oh no, this is a statement piece. With its bold declaration, "I Identify As A Water," Dad can now enjoy his favorite brew while cleverly disguising it as the most innocent of beverages. It's the perfect alibi for those moments when he needs to keep things on the down-low. After all, who would question a man hydrating with a can of "water"?