Fake Human Poop

Looking for a too realistic looking human turd, well, here it is folks. This was purchased as a prank for me by my loving husband! It is the best looking fake poop I have seen. Too much more realistic and I wouldn't even be able to get it out of it's package.It does roll a bit to the side so it helps to leave it under something heavy to straighten it out.

Looked nothing like pic. This is $1 fake poop not $7 fake poop

This is great to put in your guest bathroom when you are having company over for dinner. Best to wait and see who will mention it first. Lol! One of my guest never said a word! She went in my bathroom and came out very fast. Didn't flush, "p" or wash her hands. It was awesome. Very classy item to own. I highly recommend this to anyone with good taste.

If you're in need of a serious artificial doo, this is not for you. The bottom is smooth, which allows it to lay flat and not roll, but is a dead give away this didn't come out of anyone's butt. Also the size is a little awkward, kind of small for an adult, but a bit too big for most dogs, maybe it's child size? I'm not sure I haven't measured in a while, but like my headline says, this is perfect if it's for a child to use to think they are tricking people.

Haha the picture doesnt do it any justice ! I just recieved mine and it was halarious it looks pretty real i trickes the whole family ,when i pulled it out the toilet all u hear is 4 diffrent screams all at once

Well, it's brown and has texture . . . but it looks very little like the photo, more like a very small shriveled brown pickle. For what it cost me, I am quite disappointed!

I took a gamble ordering this because the reviews did warn me but definitely would not recommend. It's dollar store quality, but for 8 bucks.

Great stuff-my son loved it